The Surrealestate Agent's Spam Collection

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These excerpts are text taken from actual spam messages. Most of them strike me as Mad-Libs gone terribly wrong.

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This is from an ad for yet another new mortgage

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The Surrealestate Agent says: That must be some kind of mystical incantation to smite those pesky Food Bugs

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